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HERSHEY, PA – In a groundbreaking decision that has sparked both celebration and controversy, the town of Hershey, Pennsylvania, announced today that it will officially change its name to Theythem, Pennsylvania, effective January 1, 2026. The move, approved unanimously by the town council, aims to reflect the community’s commitment to inclusivity and gender-neutral values.
Mayor Candace Wokeheart, who spearheaded the initiative, stated, “Hershey has always been a sweet place, but ‘Theythem’ better represents our diverse and forward-thinking community. We want everyone—regardless of identity—to feel welcome here.” The decision comes after months of public forums, online petitions, and heated debates at town hall meetings, with supporters arguing that the name change aligns with modern values and sets a precedent for other towns across the nation.
The rebranding effort includes updating all town signage, official documents, and even the iconic Hershey’s Chocolate World, which will now be known as Theythem’s Chocolate Experience. Local businesses, including the Hershey Lodge and the Hersheypark amusement park, are expected to adopt the new name in their marketing materials, with slogans like “Theythem: Where Sweetness Meets Solidarity.”
Not everyone is on board with the change. Longtime resident and chocolatier Hank Barwell expressed his dismay, saying, “Hershey is a name tied to history, to Milton Hershey’s legacy. Calling it Theythem feels like we’re erasing our roots for a trend.” Others, however, see it as a progressive step forward. Local activist River Quinn praised the move, stating, “This is a victory for inclusivity. Theythem, Pennsylvania, is a place where everyone can belong.”
The name change has also caught the attention of national media, with some outlets speculating that the decision could boost tourism from progressive travelers seeking inclusive destinations. However, critics on social media platforms like X have called it “woke nonsense,” predicting economic fallout from tourists loyal to the Hershey brand.
To celebrate the rebranding, Theythem, Pennsylvania, will host a “Sweet Solidarity Festival” next spring, featuring gender-neutral chocolate tastings, pronoun-shaped candy bars, and a parade led by a giant non-binary Hershey’s Kiss. The town council has also allocated funds to redesign the town’s welcome sign, which will now read: “Welcome to Theythem, PA: The Sweetest Place on Earth for All.”As the debate continues, one thing is clear: Theythem, Pennsylvania, is ready to carve out a new identity, one chocolate bar at a time.
News of the name change came after Kenn Gividen, publisher and editor of DailyKenn.com and KennGividen.com, asked grok to create a fake news story about Hershey, Pennsylvania changing its name to Theythem, Pennsylvania.
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